Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  burt_reynolds  
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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by burt_reynolds
11-24-03
This poop situation is nothing to get uptight about, Baby Fraiser. Getting too deep undercover is all part of the job. I pretended to be a cowboy on my daddy's ranch, now look at me!
And after pretending not to be an AWOL reservist when I landed on that aircraft carrier, I slept in my fight suit for three months! Ask Laura!
So that explains all that coke and alcohol in the early '70s. You were undercover.
Yeah... undercover... well, I'm off to piss off some foreign countries.
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