Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  burt_reynolds  
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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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by burt_reynolds
12-18-03
Well, Dad, it's time for me to go. I have important work to do in outer space.
Say something cute before you go, Billy. Please. Say that you're going to have "astronaut 'I scream'" in space.
Sorry Dad, I'm a scientist now. I don't mispronounce things, or think God's hand is behind everything.
"Pass-ghetti and meaty-balls?"
Goodbye, father. Time to go study how weightlessness affects ape vaginas.
The world's gain is my comic's loss.
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