Holidaze with Bil Keane

Author: burt_reynolds

Date: December 19, 2003

by burt_reynolds
12-19-03
You wanted to talk to me about the comics I drew for you while you were on "vacation," dad?
Yes, like the one where Mom asks you to get some tulips, and you draw a dotted line from here to Amsterdam, where you visit a hash bar, a brothel, pass out behind Anne Frank's house, then come home...
And?
And the punchline is "I saw tulips, but they were between the legs of a coked-up whore"?
I was talking about her vagina. "Two lips"?
Ah, good show. Carry on then.