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I think the best thing that ever happened to me was Cannonball Run. I say this because I met my dear friend, Dom DeLuise. The man could flat-out make me laugh. One time he had me tie his hands behind his back and stick an 18-pound turkey over his head. Damned if he didn't eat his way out of that thing in 45 minutes. I actually have a Super-8 of the whole process. Damn, I'll miss him. Rest in peace, old friend, you were always a warrior soul. What? Not dead? Well, looks like I have a few phone calls to make.

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Holidaze with Bil Keane

by burt_reynolds
12-19-03


	You wanted to talk to me about the comics I drew for you while you were on "vacation," dad?


	Yes, like the one where Mom asks you to get some tulips, and you draw a dotted line from here to Amsterdam, where you visit a hash bar, a brothel, pass out behind Anne Frank's house, then come home...


	And?


	And the punchline is "I saw tulips, but they were between the legs of a coked-up whore"?


	I was talking about her vagina. "Two lips"?


	Ah, good show. Carry on then.

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