Kytheraen was flatulating down the street one day when she came across a tall, dark, handsome stranger...
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| *BURRR-AP!* Och, exqueeze my manners or distinct lack therof, but I'm Scottish... | |
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| Howdy, I'm in flavour country. | |
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The tall, dark, handsome strange quickly spins around to 'You Spin Me Round' by Dead or Alive...
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| Hey crazy cowboy guy, who are you? | |
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| Well I'll tell you who I am... | |
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...the transformation from Marlboro Man to the evil duo of Rod Hull & Emu descimates Scotland...
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| I AM ROD HULL, I WANT MY GREEN JELLY | |
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