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"Honk if you support vehicular homicide." -Callisto MAIN CHARACTERS ARIEN: Main talents = angst, killing, wielding a mighty Taser 0' D00m. Comic Representation = Goat. DEL-ME: Author's romantic interest. C.R. = Tentacle. KIEKI: Author's alter ego, & female despite what her character would have you believe. Totally f'n insane. C.R. = Butch. ANDROID: Author's hentai brother. C.R. = Blue. (Blue also occasionally represents Corey, a character from Maddog's strips.) BDD: A rather eeriely obsessive admirer of Calli's. Refuses to die, no matter how often Calli attempts to kill him. C.R. = Tyler. CALLI: Author herself. C.R. = Brunette. Currently Calli is not doing much updating, due to her attempts to launch a webcomic with her artist friend DeMona. Expect a link when shit starts happening.

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A Really Bad Joke. The Author Apologizes.

by callie_chan
2-11-03


	Mr del-me? I'm with the Nobel comittee, and we'd like to present you with a prize for furthering human-tentacle relations. Could you follow me please?


	Finally, the recognition I deserve! But it's Del-Me, you know. The D & M are capitalized.

Meanwhile...


	Man, I can't believe he fell for that. But never mind; our plan nears fruition.


	So I get to kill the guy in the ugly shirt, right?


	Now wait just a skull-fucking minute. I thought we agreed that I get to kill him, & you get first dibs on post-mortem fellatio.


	Ah yes. He gets to have his rape & eat it, too.

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