Veggie Patch for Dad

Author: cavalier74

Date: January 13, 2003

by cavalier74
1-13-03
Dawn and Shan begin yet another day at the Veggie Patch
Sweet Jesus, shoot me now!
No doubt!
By noon, our intrepid heroines have had it with their bosses, the Janet-Reno-Clone and King Kumquat
You're doing two jobs with no raise? Excuse me, it's actually three jobs. And you'll never get a raise. Muahahahaha.
Tell me why we SHOULD give you two a raise! Well, that's not gonna happen. Now call my plumber when you're done wiping my ass.
After everyone else has slipped into a Prozac-induced coma (or Zoloft or Xanax found in their Veggie Pak Starter Kit), our heroines conclude their day with a beer or 10 at Bennigan's. Trashed again!
End point!
Faded memory!