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by celluloideyes
7-25-07
Speed Metal could help cure cancer. That's all I'm saying. I heard this from a guy who's attended a private lecture hosted by a top doctor. He said the doctor knew the hidden ingredient.
This is hard for me to believe.
How do you think I felt? I was like, "I was in a speed metal band once and then I dropped out. Does that make me a monster?" No, I tried rejoining the group, to help cure cancer.
Everyone wants to help. It's natural. It's science.
It took me a few days to realize that I, and only I, knew how it made sense for Speed Metal to be the "Cancer Curing" Metal. It was like a slap in the face. It was like, "Oh, here's the answer."
Don't tell me the answer. I'd rather conitnue not knowing. It's more mysterious. It's like when you finishing reading a book and then the movie comes out you're like "Phf. I already saw it."
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