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| College was great. I didn't care much for my teachers, though. Or any of my classes. Or the dorms. Or my roommates. Or being able to smoke dope all the time, and have sex whenever I wanted | |
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| College was great. But I hated the crowded parties, and the stupid frat boys, and the boring sorrority girls, and staying up all night eating pizza and watching Sponge Bob marathons | |
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| College was great. It taught me that when I have kids, I'm sending them to a school where they can learn to cut hair, or be a plumber or a chef, so they can do something useful with their lives | |
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