No, that's the reset button. No, that's the turbo button. No, that's the CD eject button. No, that's the floppy eject button.
*click* *click* *click* *click*
No, that's the mouse. No, that's the alt key. No, that's a USB port--Jesus CHRIST! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT A FUCKING POWER BUTTON LOOKS LIKE!? It's right--
/Sweet!/
I hope you get ass cancer and die and go to Hell. ASS CANCER, I say.
