"But Chaobell," you say, "this shit takes too long and besides, I can't ignore him. Isn't there a faster way?" Well, sure! There are a number of quicker ways to be rid of a troll. Flash floods...
glub glub hate glub glub fuck shit cock glub glub
Yo soy El Pisco Bandito. Dame todo su milhojas de manzana.
...high explosives...
Suck my balls, bit--AAAACK
...or alien abduction. All of which are either unlikely or illegal, or possibly both. Just suck it up and ignore the fucker. Trust me.
Hey, you know where you can stick your fuckin' alien probe?
