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| In Revelations $9.99 John writes, "And the angel, Hollywoodiel, spread forth her hands and the 18th Seal was broken. Low and behold a rider on a purple horse approached. | |
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| The rider poured out the next plague and the people saw that the Twilight movie tie-in products were all sold out, and a great lament was heard throughout the land. | |
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| For all sold-out were the "Edward the Vampire" posters. And so all the women between the ages of 15-99 threw themselves in the great burning pit called Despair. | |
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| Avoid the fulfillment of the prophecy! Come to HOT TOPIC today for ALL your Twilight needs. | |
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| As crass as it is, at least merchandising originality is alive and well. | |
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