The High Price Of Being Normal

Author: chickenhole

Date: February 18, 2001

by chickenhole
2-18-01
And Yet Another Attempt...
Oh great, another peircing freak.
I am Jesus Christ of Nazareth, sent to earth to save your soul.
What can you do about my impending fear of social rejection, failing grades, and acne?
well, ....nothing, but I can rescue your soul from the depths of sin, and promise you ETERNAL LIFE!
At the rate it's going now, No Thanks.
i gotta get a new marketing agent....