chickenpinata
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Sarcasm and the Single Shnitzvolnocekian

by chickenpinata
11-14-04

When we last left our foul-breathed hero, he was discovering the joys of blogging.


	Yesterday I made first contact with a human female who did not run from me in fright. Nor was she disturbed by my panoply of eyes.


	She said I had eyes like a syphilitic Argus....


	....whose breath was like the rose of thanatos that blooms on cowpies. Wasn't that sweet?