random moments in time on this fucked up planet... by chinkycow10-17-03 somewhere in turkey go ahead... smoke my ass up son!! uhhh... ...meanwhile in japan turn around bitch! let me horn your ass up!! muahaha! MM GIRL! NO YOU DI-NT JUST SAY THAT TO ME!! MMM! ... and now chicago fook me!! NOOO!! fook me first!!!
My life long missions... by chinkycow10-20-03 at age 3, my mission was to save mr. cock from dying. WATCH OUT MR. COCK! YOURE GOING TO BECOME FRIED COCK! are you talking to me? my name isnt mr. cock, its jacob jackson the forth. at age 14, my mission is to kill this damn nazi impressionist. im going to kill you using my ancient asian powers, hehe. uhh, what the fuck are you talking about you little chink? now my mission at 75 is to help teach this white girl what to do when around a horny woman like myself. close your legs fattass. why? is my gapping vagina too much for your hormonal system?
the battle of stupid animals trying to find a purpose... by chinkycow10-21-03 2 animals meet in the desert. yooo buddy. you want to play with my BIG HARD ERECT HORNS?! only if you can jump on them naked! they tried to reason with each other to get exotic pleasure, but it didnt work. well now you've crossed the line mister, and im being forced to change you into a retarded ass! and ship you off to iraq! heee haww! thats not nice mr. willie. i liked being called a pussy... cat that is. pussy cat... and why iraq?! come on! ill sunburn man! a few months later... meooooow! fuck.
