I was walking along the beach with the Lord, and across the skies flashed scenes from my life.
I noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One was mine, and the set belonged to the Lord.
I looked back at the footprints in the sand, and to my surprise, I noticed that many times along the path of my life there was only one set of footprints.
I aked why during the most troublesome times in my life he would not walk beside me when I needed him the most.
And the Lord said...
That's when I thought you were getting too clingy, so I went out and got me some strange.