This place sucks, I'm leaving to go join the army.
They'll never take you, you're too young!
You were right, so I joined the KISS army instead.
What do you fight with? Weapons of Fan Exploitation?
You laugh now, but you'll be sorry at the end of my farewell tour when you never get to see me again.
Oh, I'm sure we'll see you on the next farewll tour. Oh, and we'll be sure to use a KISS phone card when a KISS bobble-head figurine reminds us to call you.
