Man, those Olsen Twins are HOT! If they were over 18, I'd totally bone them.
Actually, today is their 18th birthday.
Oh...hmmmm... gee...well...um...I
Hilary Duff is like 16.
Man, Hilary Duff is HOT! If she were 18, I'd totally bone her.
Perfect, now you have two years to find another underage actress to obsess over or to come up with an explanation why nobody ever sees you with real women.
