I need you to talk to my employees and tell them a bunch of stuff they don't want to hear.
Why don't you do it yourself?
Because it sounds better when it comes from you and they won't blame me.
I don't know if this will be more difficult for you or me.
Why?
First you're going to have to learn to drink water while throwing your voice, then you're going to have to shove your fist up my ass to pull my mouth string.
