Those Jews and their Hanukkah just make me so angry I could spit!
Why?
That holiday isn't even real! They just have it because of Christmas!
It's real, it just isn't as important as the High Holidays. Oh, and Christmas was pretty much invented to convert Roman pagans who liked their winter solstice festivals.
Next you're going to tell me December 25th isn't the baby Jesus' birthday.
I'm just saying give them a break--they were here first.
