Hi, I'm Al Roker. You may know me as the morbidly obese weatherman on the Today Show.
If you're like me, you have no self-restraint.
Well, a couple years ago, I gave up pretending to diet and had the fat sucked out of me.
Now I have a show on Food TV where I travel the country and eat deep-fried Mars bars, pork rinds, and hot fudge sundaes.
You may think it's hypocritical to promote such garbage when I've been lucky enough to have this second chance at staying healthy, but I think some good will come of it.
I'll have you know, I'm setting aside 10% of what they pay me for my next liposuction.
