Everybody else is out of the office and I know how you like to have a cup as soon as you get in.
Great--another non-coffee drinker making coffee, yet this is my awesome secretary who I have to keep happy so she won't ever leave me...
I hope you don't mind I used the Folgers coffee from the can that's been at the back of the kitchen cabinet since the 70's...I figured it was time to get rid of it.