Have you tried that soy-based ground beef substitute you're buying?
Yeah.
How is it?
It's so-so. I like the taste, but the textrure reminds me of a beer shit.
I was thinking of buying it--Thanks for being honest.
As long as I'm being honest, I'll tell you that if I had a good enough reason to lie about fake meat to a grocery checker I'll never see again, I would.