Well, I'm off to deliver Christmas presents to all the good, little girls and boys.
Everybody thinks you're a great guy because you give them presents, but you're really just a self-centered, egomaniacal prick who does it for the fame and glory and not out of any feelings for others.
How can you say that after all the years we've worked along side each other in the toy shop? You're just as much a part of this as I am.