I'm heading to the corner store to buy and scratch lotto tickets one at a time at the counter while everyone waits behind me, but I'll read it when I get back.
posted Jul 17th, 2008 ( permalink )
I'll be the guy who stops to answer and talk on a cell phone while the cashier is waiting for him to pull out his money and pay.
posted Jul 17th, 2008 ( permalink )
I'll be the guy who is really late to the party cause he decided to jerk off before taking a shower and ended up falling asleep and then drives too fast on the way and crashes into a semi because i over slept and was worried about being late to the ball.
posted Aug 13th, 2008 ( permalink )