You know what has always bothered me about the Buck Rogers TV series?
You never got to see Wilma's cans?
No...the humans created this super intelligent computer the size a salad bowl, but then they had a bumbling android carry him around his neck like Flavor Flav's clock.
So?
Why didn't they just put Dr. Theopolis' circuitry inside Twiki's body?
Because nobody would take advice from a robot with a penis-shaped head.