Swearing the Hippocratic Oath

Author: choadwarrior

Date: March 20, 2011

by choadwarrior
3-20-11
I don't know what the fudge to do, doc.
What seems to be the problem?
I'm up tooting all mother lovin' night, my dang bottom is raw from the green apple splatters, and my dingaling burns when I tinkle. IT'S DRIVING ME OUT OF MY FLIPPIN' MIND!
The symptoms you're showing aren't that rare. In fact, they are quite common among southern pigs and Mormons.
Jiminy Christmas, you son of a gun, just give it to me straight.
Sounds like you have frickinosis.