I'm up tooting all mother lovin' night, my dang bottom is raw from the green apple splatters, and my dingaling burns when I tinkle. IT'S DRIVING ME OUT OF MY FLIPPIN' MIND!
The symptoms you're showing aren't that rare. In fact, they are quite common among southern pigs and Mormons.
Jiminy Christmas, you son of a gun, just give it to me straight.
