We have some amazing specials, which will blow you away. I'll tell you about these amazing specials right now but first, let me explain that they are, in fact, special and you will get them here...
The item I am not going to order is the item which is not the dish which is the one you are not describing but is the most stunning example of a meal I don't not want to eat.
You are really going to appreciate how spectacular these specials are as soon as I tell you about them. I promise they will astound you and you will be glad I told you about them.
Never, in my career have I not ordered such a dish as the one I am not going to not place with the person who might not be the one who isn't taking my order.
Now, these specials just aren't your run of the mill specials, they are special specials. You are not going to believe how special these specials I am going to tell you about are, so stay tuned...
Now, before I reveal to you the entree that I found the best and which I shall be eating, step forward so I may announce which of the meals I have found not to be worst...
