Are you Creation? JJP sent me here to fix my wood.
Wood? If a tree falls and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound? Of course bitch, I tried with a microphone once! Now go buy Magnum, and trick di gal dem wid!
12 pack a Magnum please.
Geezam Christ, da white bredda yah delusional!
One Week later, in Meri Makka
I heard from my dorm mate that you have to use Jamaican Condoms. Is that true?
Yes, I am the spokesperson for Magnum in Jamaica...