chrisrawkneri  

Mr. Johnston, I'd like to play a game. You've lived your whole life as a sci-fi nerd watching all kinds of bad TV shows and movies.

On the DVD player to your left you 'll find a copy of the pilot of the new FLASH GORDON show on the Sci-Fi channel which you'll have to watch from beginning to end to make it out of this trap.

The game starts now.

Ummm...can't I just carve out my eye or something instead?