Young Neri Adventures- The Book Report

Author: chrisrawkneri

Date: November 18, 2007

by chrisrawkneri
11-18-07
One of the things I really hated in my youth were having to give oral reports for my 6th grade English class.
Ummm, this is my, uh, report for...
SPEAK UP!
It's nerve racking enough having to get up in front of your peers, but it it was especially lousy when the teacher would interupt and instruct you in front of everyone.
Uhh, okay, um...EH-HEM...THIS IS MY REPORT FOR...!
Mr. Neri, you need to present yourself better for the class. Make EYE-CONTACT and SPEAK PROPERLY!
Finally, I snap...
Tell you guys what, why don't you read the 'Porky's' novelazation your GODDAMNED SELF!
DETENTION!