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well we finally tracked down the perp, we had so much evidence on him there was no way he was getting out with less than 30 years. i was called forth to testify
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| i see, that's very interesting. and mr. perry, please describe to me what pussy feels like | |
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| well uh er it its kinda like... it's like a vacuum cleaner but sorta softer? and there's a ridge | |
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and so the perp walked. to this day i regret it
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