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| Hi kids. It's me, the floating head of David Lee Roth with disturbing news. Cocaine Chris is dead. He committed suicide in the last comic. He might be back, although noone really gives a crap. | |
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| Seriously, suicide is no laughing matter. It is not the answer to your problems. Kids, what I'm trying to say is, don't kill yourself. It affects others and it ain't cool. | |
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| Homicide on the other hand, works out great. Not only do you get on the news and in the paper, but you also got rid of some asswipe that probably treated you like total shit. | |
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| This just in: The floating head of David Lee Roth is a completely fucked up idiot. | |
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