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by codehappykid
9-21-01
Cory had just gotten home via bus, which stands for Big Useless Stack...
I can't believe it. I'm home. This sucks.
Well, let's recap, shall we? It all began kinda like this...
DAMMIT, DAD!

 

by codehappykid
9-22-01
Today had been a pleasant Saturday, and Cory had decided to do some scouting in the neighborhood...
So, I've been out...
You went all the way to FermiLab? ON A SATURDAY!?
I found a Blockbuster Video store on...
Yeah, we found out about it too, the easy way, from Yahoo! maps.
...doh.
Dinner's ready.

 

by codehappykid
9-23-01
It was assembly programming time for Cory...
debug spaghetti.exe
mov eax,16h
add eax,[bx+si]
shl [ecx+ax],[sp-ip]
???
...might as well go watch that French movie now...

 

by codehappykid
9-24-01
I will do it! I will start Vulcan Technologies!
Ah.
With my programming skill, Jay's electronics ability, and SiB's security/network prowess, we can make it!
Yes.
We'll be millionaires by next week!
Do you have any nuts?

 

by codehappykid
9-25-01
Hello, Cory! We'll just need you to fill out some forms.
30 minutes later...
OK, that's good! The doctor will see you now!
You have got to be kidding me.

 

by codehappykid
7-06-02
Pay us $1,000,000.02 or you'll never see your daughter again! HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh no!
Wait a minute...she hasn't lived here for three years! WTF?

 

by codehappykid
7-07-02
Ok, I'm here and I have the money. Where's my daughter?
Put the briefcase on the ground and turn away.
Why are you doing this?
Because it's fun. Now turn around.
I did NOT raise the 3rd one right.
Yay! Now I'm going to buy POPSICLES!

 

by codehappykid
8-16-02
It's either funny or it's not.

 

by codehappykid
8-16-02
Ha ha.
He he.
Hoo hoo!
*snicker snicker*

 

by codehappykid
8-16-02
Duuuuude, this rox0rz.
I'm buzzed.
Hey hey hey!
Whoaah, do you see that?

 

by codehappykid
8-16-02
I'll rip your soul from your body, you measly hero of the Light!
Ketchup?
...

 

by codehappykid
8-16-02
Dr. Ghoulie-Fout, why does everybody hate me?
Eh? Oh, that. Maybe you should stop killing and stealing and burning and raping...
...destroying and pillaging and coveting and lying and wrecking and...
Shut up.

 

by codehappykid
8-23-02
It's either funny or it's not.

 

by codehappykid
8-23-02
SWEDISH TERRORISTS DID IT!!!

 

by codehappykid
8-23-02
O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Alas, poor Yorich! I knew him, Horatio.
Thank you, madam.
Keep the change.

 

by codehappykid
8-23-02
Squee squee clicka wack wack squidgee!
Gakka widget squee fidgee foof clicka wakka!!
Wakka wakka?
It's Uncle Dave! Split!
Don't let squirrels happen to YOU.

 

by codehappykid
8-23-02
Greetings everyone and welcome to the Prince of Darkness Survivor Competition! Only one of these three will be named the Prince of Darkness for all Eternity! Will it be Metus, Lord of Terror...
...the Bushy-Tailed One...
...or that damn paper clip?

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
Hi! Cory here. I just wanted to let you all know that I'll be starting a comic series here tonight.
The comics will feature ME!
My role is to annihilate various characters randomly in a burst of flame.
I'm the annoying, terse, and secretive brat. In fact, this is the last explicit line I'll deliver...AND IT'S A THOUGHT! tee hee
I am the lugubrious yet jocular fellow with an excessively complex speaking style.
Did I mention that I'M a featured character?

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
My job here is to assist you in all aspects of Microsoft product usage. I also enjoy hovering and long flights over the beach.
Je suis un Francais du Sud de France. Au sujet de mon existence ici, je n'ai rien a dire. C'est surrealisme.
Sheer magnificence. The paper clip engages in technical parlance. O, what treasures must await me.
I'm considering sending you on to the next plane, if you'd like to find out.
You are comparatively miniscule to me, Diablo.
One day, he will die and go to hell. Then we'll see who's boss.

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
Un bras! Pourquoi est-ce que c'est ici?
Ah, ca n'a pas d'importance.
...you bastard.

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
I must kill something to reassert my status as the Evil One.
Squirrel! Come forth!
Damn it, you've done this to me every day consistently for a fortnight!
And I'll do it for another two weeks, you annoying nutmuncher.
AAAAAAAAAA!

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
Underpants.
Underpants. Underpants.
Underpants. Underpants. Underpants.
You incessant, ridiculous gnome.

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
Hello to all the female paper clips out there! I'm a famous Office Assistant searching for a mate.
I have a fantasy in which a sexy pink paper clip and I are wrapped together, hopeless and irrevocably entangled in the ecstasy of mutual attraction.
...I have loads of money, did you know that?

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
...no, see, the problem is, we might be sued by the authors of South Park if we keep killing the squirrel and bringing it back to life.
What do you mean? We didn't name the little bastard "Kenny."
Well, yeah, but it's the idea of the thing. You know how people are these days.
I'll tell you what. If they subpeona me, I'll incinerate them all, including Terence and Phillip.
Be careful about that one. You know Terence and Phillip. There could be an explosion.
I like explosions. They go good with lava and toasted bread.

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
So I'm thinking about removing the storyline about your repetitive incineration by Diablo.
WOOHOO! It's cause I'm your favorite character, isn't it?
No, you suck. But I'm afraid of being sued by South Park.
Wakka wakka? I like nuts.
On second thought, South Park, sue away. We're sticking with the fried rodent motif.
Awww...

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
So what do you think, Dr. Barry?
South Park cannot sue you because you are not only using a totally different approach, but you are making no income from your comics.
Ah, exoneration feels good.
Frankly, I don't see why you were so concerned.
I wasn't. It was just an impulsive idea for a three-part storyline.
I think you need professional assistance.

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
J'aime des fruits!

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
Ah, Satan! How goes the business?
As well as can be expected, Diablo. Have you killed anything recently?
Yeah, I've killed a squirrel.
A squirrel?
I ground its minute bones into the dirt and sucked a cup of blood from its meager corpse...wait, I see your beef.
Trade up, big D! Here's a copy of my favorite manual, Killing Things For Fun And Profit! Go forth and pillage.

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
Chapter 1: Killing can be fun and profitable. However, it is advisable to start small. Not too small, just small. For example, you could try roasting a teenager or skewering some guy in a park.
La dee da dee da, gonna ask Sara out, dum dee dum
cont: I'm reading your thoughts right now through some mystical property of this book. Go for it.
Dum diddly doo, Andy pushed me into a locker today, joy joy
I AM DIABLO, LORD OF TERROR!
AAAAAAA!

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
It's Brad Pitt! If I kill him and steal his wallet, I'll have lots of money!
Hey, Halloween's tomorrow, putz!
Establish a dialogue...do it subtly...no sudden bursts of anger...calculated attack...
Are you, like, stupid? Get out of Brad Pitt's way, like, now!
Oh, what the hell.
AAAAA!

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
"Chapter Three: Originality." ...DAMN!

 

by codehappykid
10-29-02
Hi, Cory here. A friend of mine suggested that I make a comic about how I ate peanut butter all through highschool.
BLAHAHAHA!
That's not funny!
Yes it is!
OK, from now on, you will always be represented by the little kid from kofightclub.
You didn't even toast the bread!

 

by codehappykid
11-01-02
My, the rolling sea is moving swiftly beneath the invisible boat...JESUS A PIRATE!
Arr, take me to Cuba!
So, you, like, do this every day?

 

by codehappykid
11-01-02
Zounds! Are you leaving me?
I moved all my stuff out two days ago, doorknob eater.
Ah, what a lovely neighborhood! Maybe I'll find a relatively normal man here.
Hey, I saw you from across the street. I brought a 12-pack and I'm wearing one of them right now. Do you want to see my place?

 

by codehappykid
11-01-02
Bob moved to Jamaica three days ago. I haven't heard from him.
No duh.

 

by codehappykid
11-01-02
Psst! Dave! They moved out!
Really? Are you absolutely sure?
Yeah, it happened yesterday! Come on out from under the rug!
Phew, you don't know how liberating this is! Let's get into the cookies and vinegar and throw a seriously righteous party!
Dave...you don't get it.
Hey, where is everything? Aw, damn it!

 

by codehappykid
11-01-02
Wow, my roommate's finally gone! Now I can play strip poker with really hot women all night, every night!
WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY!?

 

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11-01-02

 

by codehappykid
11-01-02
Harold, you've finally graduated!
It's true, mum. I can go forth into the world now a successful young man!
I'm so happy that this day has come!
As am I. Soon, I shall begin renting an apartment and selling used Harry Potter books. Well, cheerio, mum!
When do you think he's coming back?
I've got $10 on next Thursday.

 

by codehappykid
11-07-02
This is the character depicting me in all the comics I make about myself.
It's fairly easy for me to make a comic that puts the forum users out of character...
...because I don't know jack squat about any of you!!

 

by codehappykid
11-07-02
I've been hit in the head with several falling bricks!
I'm impressed!
KAUFMAN'S ID
KILL!
I will not mention what I represent.
3.5 foot range...conical tip...metallic, slightly rusty...
HOLY SHIT!

 

by codehappykid
11-07-02
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
If you're going to kill me, at least put your cat down first.

 

by codehappykid
11-07-02
I must kill all people named Porthos Lord Duffrick.
You there! Is your name Porthos Lord Duffrick?
Damn, and I just moved into the neighborhood, too.
You and me, Mr. Bigglesworth. We'll seek out and kill our enemies.

 

by codehappykid
11-07-02
I seek the claimants of classification Porthos Lord Duffrick!
"Earth people can be mysterious and sometimes rather fruity" (Glorkbag 367). Hmm...I must follow and study this one.
*pant* *pant* I have traveled far and wide but have found none whose name is a suitable criterion for destruction.
Gahh...the heat...it burns...*fwoosh*
Damn, I hope this doesn't jinx my karma.

 

by codehappykid
11-09-02
O Kate, thou art the goddess of life and glory shines forth from you like light
That's more like it, Cory! Keep singing praises!
You shall surely live forever and remain youthful and beautiful and everything good
Yay! :D
I'll never promise to do a tribute strip ever again.
I'll just keep making him do this until he slips something insulting. Then I'll have him killed.

 

by codehappykid
11-12-02
UNDER THE SEA, DOWN UNDER THE SEA
DARLIN' IT'S BETTAH DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTAH
No, it's really not. Please let me die with my dignity now.
*sniff* you mean...you don't love me?

 

by codehappykid
11-12-02
WALMART EMPLOYEES HOOK UP
HISTORY TEACHERS MAKE POSTERITY
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT

 

by codehappykid
11-12-02
But Drexle, I proclaimed your holy Word throughout all the nations of the Earth like you told me to and stuff!
Shut up, get out!
Just one more chance to advance my ministry, please, merciless Drexle!
Shut up, get out!
Hey, weren't you crucified 2000 years ago? You preserve better than cram.
You can cram it yourself! What gives, anyway? When did the Trinity become a physical and very screwed-up situation?

 

by codehappykid
11-12-02
Not that this is bad or anything.
Two godheads are better than one!
AND WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON!
AND WE SHALL RULE THE GALAXY AS FATHER AND SON!
I'm the Drexle Spirit!
Buzz off. I'm having a man moment with my Dad.

 

by codehappykid
11-12-02
Damn it! I think the Drexle Trinity is back in power!
How do you know?
AAAGH THEY'RE KILLING THE HERETICS THEY'RE KILLING THE HERETICS GAHH
Well, crud. I'm gone.

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