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| Hello, I'm Tom Brokaw. Tonight, we will be broadcasting live from Hawaii, where everything is perfect all the time and nothing bad ever happens. | |
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| Say, that sounds pretty good... | |
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| The weather is fantastic, and the sun shines all the time! Indeed, this is a glorious paradise rivalled only by lost Eden herself! | |
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| Wow, this just keeps getting better... | |
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| The airports of Hawaii are, however, not guarded by gigantic angels with flaming swords. | |
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| I was wondering about that part... | |
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