colleenpants

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for whatever it is that I do, I am sorry. "I play pop music and dance to the thought of you in my undies." "The thought of me wearing your undies...or you...?" "Shut up please."

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life as a petstore employee: 1

by colleenpants
8-29-02

real life is such great material.


	Hello there, sir, is there anything I can help you with on this fine evening?


	As a matter of fact, yes, do you happen to sell any canine nipple clamps or bondage gear?


	I can't quite recall, if you give me a moment I can run and check on that for you.


	That would be wonderful, thank you miss.


	...Why did I not see this coming?...

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