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If You Hate Conker, I Hate You (just kidding)
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by conkerfiend
7-27-07
My new workout system has been going great. I feel ripped! I have 2 big guns, a six-pack, and a bunch of hair on my peaches! It's awesome!
The Darklord shall consume you when he gets the chance. You won't even see it coming. It will be painful and the Darklord will play in your blood and make sculptures with your guts.
I also got my new Xbox 360. It's pretty sweet. I've been crushing people online. They talk loads of SHIT but I put them in their place and they have no room to talk what so ever.
I feel the Darklord's precense in this room. Someone is going to die a miserable and unexpected. The Darklord's usual targets are people with jeans, a light blue shirt, goatee and frilly hair.
Oh my god. That blue dude just burst in to flames. I wonder what it was he was talking about when said " the Darklord shall consume you when he gets the chance"?
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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