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An EVIL terrorist seeks to explode the Whitehouse, but lo, he is halted in his tracks by, CAPTAIN PAPERCLIP,,,
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| Halt, fiend! I am CAPTAIN PAPERCLIP, and I shall lay the smack down with my super powers! | |
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| Um, what sort of super powers are we talking 'bout here? | |
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| Well, I can save 10% on all statinary purchases at branches of WH Smiths!!! | |
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| Hahah that's pathetic, you pretentious papergatherer | |
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| ...And I can also incapacitate an evildoer by straightening myself out and burrowing into his japs eye, before slowly corkscrewing my way out his bottom. | |
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