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by cow22boy
7-19-06
Yeah, so, what we'll do is walk through the walls all creepy like. Maybe some moaning and groaning. Maybe some click-click sounding language. You know typical alien stuff you hear about.
Good. And the anal probe? What will you use for that. I want is rectum to be screaming.
The old trademark Anal stretcher 2000. It comes in a few different sizes depending on the specific anus. We had to use the 36 Special for Oprah. Man, that was some day!
Good. 36 Special sounds about what I want. And I don't want you to use any lube either. I want friction. Lots and lots of friction. I want to see sparks flying from the edges of his corn hole.
Hey, you're the customer. Say, if you don't mind me asking, what's your beef with this fella anyway?
He left weights in the hallway.
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