Son, I need to know. How did you know that your father didn't kill that man? How did you know it was only a JACK-O-LANTERN in the bathroom?
I planted that JACK-O-LANTERN so dad would think he raped and killed that man. Then he would slowly be driven insane with guilt. He went insane alot faster than I thought he would.
Ok.
I've always hated dad because he thought I was gay. I get teased enough at school for being a vampire. The last thing I need is a dick up my ass for the other kids to make fun of.
So your not gay?
No, I'm a young vampire trying to live in a human world. Now lets go kidnap an Indian guide and go find dad!
