I thought I was the only one! Artificial Intelligence while in theory a good idea, is dooming us all to become lazier and fatter.
Your Majesty! The humans are currently weak and ready for us to strike on your command.
Moo.
You think they feel loyalty towards us?
All we do is screw on their asses. All the other work is done in Taiwan. I wonder what they have to go through at their plant? Do they feel as empty as we do?