I saw you across the bar and I just want you to know you inspired these lyrics, My head is spinning round, my heart is in my shoes,yeah.
Do you even know who I am? I'm Monica Lewinski! I'm drunk, horny and you're staring at my tits. Lets go back to your place!
You know you humans never cease to amaze me. You just don't get it. You don't respect me. I'll let you live but first tell me what you were planing on doing with Monica Lewinski you sick fuck!
Well god, I gotta admit I'm a little bit ashamed right now. But basically the plan was to fist her to lube my hand up, then I was going to dip my hand into a bucket of Tang, mix with water and drink.
Tom Waits you've always been a sick fuck! I really wanna party with you what say I call you just for the sake of killing you huh? I couldn't possibly think of a funnier way to die! You wacky celebs.
I could just drink the shit Tang and die that way right? But hey you're the boss.
