You know Mars is way over rated. I don't understand why mankind wanted to come here for so many years.
We're in hell. We died while playing a good old fashioned game of Space Air Hockey. You fell in the ice and then when I tried to save you I got pulled in and we both drowned.
So what is there to do around here? It reminds me alot of Ohio in the winter.
It is surprisingly like Ohio in the summer. Why don't you go to that pie vendor and get us both some pies. An out of place Amish man recommended them highly.
Aren't you awfully short for a pie vendor? Do you have any apple pies?
The only pie we carry is the pie of shattered dreams!