I woke up this morning and I just feel different. Suddenly I have this urge to live life to it's fullest, almost as if the very fate of the world is resting inside of me.
.em fo edisni gnitser si dlrow eht fo etaf yrev eht fi sa tsomla ,tselluf s'ti ot egru siht evah I ylnedduS .tnereffid leef tsuj I dna gninrom siht pu ekow I
Nothing is going to stop me today. I'm going to march into my bosses office and sign up for that flag football team. No health insurance agency is going to hold me back!
You are going to go to work and turn in your resignation. Then you will go to the dessert and give birth to my second son of this earth.
The next day...........
You know, Women complain about giving birth all the time, but I was just impregnated with the second son of God and I'm fine. I mean, I only had a days notice to get ready. It was easy.
