Hey, yeah, you're in my History class aren't you? You sit next to that smelly girl with the ratty hair.
Yeah, her name is Shirley. She's nice but you know. She smells and has ratty hair.
Ok,Ok, shut the fuck up! Can you hook me up with her or not you flat chested bitch!
ok.
I've always had such a crush on you. I was always to nervous to talk to you though. I'm glad your bitchy friend showed up to introduce us.
I'm going to cover you in hog fat and explore your anus for the first time. I'm going to make you feel like the prettiest girl on the face of the earth!
