As you can tell from my homes furnishings I obviously live in a forrest. That makes up a large amount of my problems. Woman just don't appreciate a good forrest home as much as they used too.
I find your forrest lodging to be both spacious and comforting. I think perhaps you should just try to find a girl who can respect you not for what you have, but what you can offer them spirtually.
That is just the first of my two problems. My second problem is that I have an extreme problem with commitment. I've never been able to settle down with one woman for a long period of time.
Perhaps you just haven't found the right woman yet. When that special woman comes along you will find that you two were meant to be together. Any other problems?
I'm 179 years old. Due to a family curse the only way I can die is if I find true love. So in order to solve my other problems I would therefore be killing myself.
Stu you weave a tangled web. Have you taken into consideration that by killing yourself with true love you will be freeing yourself from this curse?
