Hey there, I'm Ted the new moral manager here at this store. I'm also very pleased to let you know that you have been named the employee of the MONDAY!
Since when has such a thing even existed?
Since I became moral manager. Its very prestigious.
I've only been working here about a month. I mean isn't there someone else more worthy?
Best damn month of a work ever. Go to Jim's office to pick up your canned ham.
