Tonights special guest on Unlucky Stiffs......Our savior Jesus Christ!
Hello I need an emergency funeral for my mother tonight, I can see your little funeral parlor is going out of buisness so I will pay one million dollars!
ONE MILLION DOLLARS! But we only get the day to prpare for the funeral! MAMA MIA!
Enbalm her I hardly knew her!
Just get it done Cyril this isn't time for one of your lame one liners! We hardly started and the funeral is only an hour away, MAMA MIA!
Hey Roger how do you like the make up job I did on the corpse for today's emergency funeral?
What did you do shes supposed to be a virgin not a whore! MAMA MIA!
