Hey, whats up? I'm a dinosaur. I was sent from heaven by some sort of cuntbot to impress you.
Why would I be impressed by a smoing dinosaur?
Look kid, I don;t give a fuck if you're impressed or not. They paid me for a seven hour personal appearance. I'm following you around whether you like it or not.
Will you buy me some cool cigarettes like you have?
Anything you want kid. Anything you want.
Can we go to the amusement park and win stuffed animals?
