Wow... That anniversary party really put everything in perspective. I never had any feelings for you at all.
Well... Thanks for telling me.
I'm serious. I'm in no way attracted to you. I can never see you as anything more than a friend but we'll never be friends now because I know that you have a crush on me.
OK, so now there's no chance of a relationship and we're not friends either.
Oh, we can be friends, I guess. I need someone to cry on when my boyfriend is a jerk and I know you'll be there for me. You're like a big sister!
