Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but Dad passed away. He won't be moving in with us.
That is amazing news. Perhaps your mother can move in and live in our bed. I would enjoy watching you two make love.
Mom died too, Dad shot her in the face and then killed himself.
Thats really a shame. I'm sorry to hear that.
Several hours later.
Honey, it turns out Dad didn't actually die. Mom died from the Shot to the face, but Dad didn't kill himself. He wants to know if you can help him move in tomorrow?
